All things are relative / DM.

Caption continues: Fragment of dialogue overheard in the park. Smith (in the white hat). "Why don't you marry, Brown!" Brown. "Marry! I!! Ah, it's all very well for a tall, strapping young fellow like you to talk of marrying! What woman would ever look at such an insignificant little mite as I?" Smith (not displeased). "Oh, come, old fellow, it's not as bad as that! Let me offer you a cigar!"
Title from published caption.
Proof of a wood engraving after an illustration by Du Maurier for Punch, Aug. 7, 1869, p. 48.